I Might Just Side The Bastard

Sparky's secret, canned Spinich
Sparky’s secret, canned Spinich

I stopped over to visit Sparky, our former neighbor, and he had just finished lunch when I walked in. A dirty pot was still in the sink and empty can of Popeye spinach was on the edge of the sink. I felt as if I had finally discovered his secret potion and asked if I could take a photo of the can.

I will have to add this to pictures of Sparky on his mini website (sparky.com) I think the last update was the “Sparky Dolls.” His counter is still broken and there is an ongoing slew of “Episodes” to add but it will be hard to top these gems.

Sparky Recycles Aluminum (he pronouces it ally-loon-ee-mum) – smashes up old lawn chairs, dimantles lawn mowers in his garage. Has an old scale in there to weigh the recyclbles..
Sparky’s Boat Cuts Loose From His Trailer And Passes Him On The Road (he says)
Sparky Changes Rusty’s Name To Little Man And Then “Little Manny”
Sparky Takes Little Man To The Vet Because He Can’t Poop
Sparky Goes To A Body Building Contest In Buffalo
Sparky Shoots At Squirrel With Homemade Slingshot

Invisible Idiot CD "Outta Sight, Outa Mind" (EAR 7) on Earring Records, released 1999
Invisible Idiot CD “Outta Sight, Outa Mind” (EAR 7) on Earring Records, released 1999
Listen to Sparky’s Shed by Invisible Idiot (Margaret Explosion)
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