“(He) runs roughshod through a vast variety of styles and genres, leaving each infused with a depth and humor that can barely be contained.”
– Chuck Cuminale
Although you travel
At the speed of light
I was here first
You’ll have to wait
Slammo ’53-


Short shorts is the best
song in the English language
and it translates well.
But as for notions,
notions of the afterlife,
you can forget it.
Afterlife is just,
it’s all a combination
of fetal sentience
and uterine chemistry.
‘We Could Be Together’ by The Mamas & The Papas
VERSUS
‘We Gotta Get Outa This Place’ by The Four Seasons
Quite so;
Former Archeologist Mumbles Something About
Non-existence Of Mighty Xothar!
No Haiku Attack, No Alien Archfiend Enslavement Of Earthlings,
No Demonic Coercion. We’re O.K.