Zoo Cabinet: Boon or Bane?

Scientists debate
Local artisans disagree
Commission appointed
Commission report deadline slated
“We’re a heck of a way from any common ground,”
Supervisor intervenes. “It was all just a load of sh– in the first place, no?”
Fans demolish advisory committee enclave
“Frankly, my dam, we’re shocked by the surge of intolerance,
But if they want to test our mettle, they can Bring it on!”
Mud showers cavalcade: slingers apprehended